Coming soon to a cable channel near you

"The Desperate Party"

"Hide The Kitties"

"Here Comes The Bridezilla"

God has smiled upon you this day

The last mooseburger

I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Pearl Harbors before swine (tm RBR)

"If I were your campaign, I'd be sleeping with one eye open."

Hold on to that feeling

Marco Rubio, Florida Senate Candidate, Suggests Iran Needs More Guns

Lie low

When I crack that whip everybody gonna trip just like a circus

The best little haircut in Texas

Perry refuses to apologize for his consultant’s remark that Hutchison is making the GOP into a ‘whorehouse.’